Really Interesting Chuck Norris Facts

Here are some Interesting Chuck Norris Facts:

• If you rate this 5 roundhouse kicks, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber’s ass.
• Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that’s why there are no signs of life.
• Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
• Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Chuck Norris stories.
• Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
• Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter
• Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck’s gas tank as a joke….that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
• Chuck Norris doesn’t flush the toilet, he scares the sh*t out of it
• Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience
• Chuck Norris counted to infinity – twice.
• Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
• Chuck Norris won American Idol using only sign language
• Once the cop pulled over Chuck Norris….the cop was lucky to leave with a warning.
• Chuck Norris can build a house from the roof down
• When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris
• Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
• Chuck Norris doesn’t call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.
• There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
• Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn’t dead it is just afriad to move.
• Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn’t built up the courage to tell him yet.